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Goat Simulator MMO update unleashed on the world

The wait to experience semi-medieval life as a Goat Magician or non-Goat walking microwave is over, as the Goat Simulator MMO update is released.

By Peter Parrish | 21 Nov 2014 | 2

Goat Simulator’s 1.1 Patch notes are almost 20% real

Step right up folks, and see if you can separate fact from fiction in these absurd Goat Simulator version 1.1 patch notes.

By Peter Parrish | 4 Jun 2014 | Comments Off

Goat Simulator will let you force humans to ride you in June

The free 1.1 update to Goat Simulator is coming on 3 June, with a selection of features that are about as sensible as you’d imagine.

By Peter Parrish | 21 May 2014 | 1

Goat Simulator patch 1.1 announced, will add whole new map

Coffee Stain Studios has announced patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator which will add a number of enticing, goat-based features.

By Peter Parrish | 7 Apr 2014 | Comments Off

Goat Simulator dated for next month

Coffee Stain Studios have announced that Goat Simulator, the “world’s dumbest game”, will be launching on April 1.

By Tim McDonald | 4 Mar 2014 | 1

Goat Simulator coming to Steam with tongue based axe murder

It is, indeed, happening. Coffee Stain Studios have seen the wisdom in releasing Goat Simulator to a wider audience, because the wider audience saw the tech demo footage last week and said “can we have that, please?”
Their press release notes that the “incredible stupid” video became popular “for some reason” (I believe the two may well be related,) and as a result Goat Simulator will be coming to Steam in the near future priced at $10.00 USD.

By Peter Parrish | 11 Feb 2014 | 1

Goat Simulator from Coffee Stain is your next Goat-to video

If there is any hope and goodness in the world, Sanctum devs Coffee Stain Studios will turn Goat Simulator into a full game.

By Peter Parrish | 4 Feb 2014 | 2

Sanctum 2 DLC finishes off with The Last Stand

Sanctum 2‘s scheduled DLC comes to a close today with The Last Stand, the fourth and final bit of content for the game’s Season Pass.

By Tim McDonald | 12 Dec 2013 | Comments Off

Sanctum 2’s second DLC takes you to the Ruins of Brightholme this week

The second DLC pack for Sanctum 2, entitled Ruins of Brightholme, will hit PC on 6 September.

By Tim McDonald | 3 Sep 2013 | Comments Off

Sanctum 2 Review

Apologies for how late this review is. In my defence, there are three reasons for this: first, I wanted to play this thoroughly, which meant going through most of it both solo and with a co-op partner… who was all-too-regularly absent.

By Tim McDonald | 27 May 2013 | 1

Sanctum 2 Interview

Sanctum 2, the sequel to the rather magnificent 2011 tower defense/FPS hybrid Sanctum, is due out in a matter of days.

By Tim McDonald | 13 May 2013 | Comments Off

Sanctum 2 Preview

I played a lot of Sanctum. According to Steam, I’ve spent just over 48 hours with the original FPS/tower defence hybrid – almost all of it in two-player co-op – and there aren’t that many Steam games I’ve played more.

By Tim McDonald | 22 Apr 2013 | 2