Growlanser: Heritage of War UNPLAYED

21 Aug 2008 at 13:12:03 by Lee Tharjick

We at IncGamers pride ourselves with the quality of our gaming knowledge.  Every once in a while we get some really shit games, and sometimes, more often than the aforementioned once in a while, we get some sub-shit games.

We’re not saying, that all games we get are shit.  We’re just saying that there are some that are.  We’re also aware that if we don’t play them, we’ll never know if they are shit or not.

So where is all this leading?

Instead of giving you some kind of bullshit about the shit games we don’t want to play, we’ve decided to review them anyway.  Unplayed.  So the games being reviewed have never seen a console.  Well, they may have SEEN one, but they’ll never have been IN one.

So is it fair to do this?

Well obviously not.  But frankly, the only way that we can make room for these reviews is by NOT playing the game.  And I know what you’re asking: What the hell will these reviews be based on?  Have no fear.  We are basing them on a number of things, the same things that all people subconsciously base their assumptions on, those being: the blurb on the back of the game box, the artwork of the cover and the booklet that comes with the game.

We’ve hired Lee Tharjick, a big name in the gaming world and a dab hand in media and marketing.  Working with IncGamers he hopes to bring you the highest quality non-reviews for your reading pleasure.

Please remember, we’re not trying to sell you the game, nor are we aware of what the game is actually like.  The only way to find that out is to buy the game and play it yourself.

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