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08 Sep 2009 at 11:24:39 by Jeff Hollis

Guild Name: 'The Lip Lickers'
GM Response: "Sorry." I'm not sure why, but this began the "rapid fire" phase of the conversation. In this phase, she simply typed in a guild name, and the obviously amused GM just told her "no," repeatedly, without much explanation.

Guild Name: 'Is It Hawt In Here, Or Is It You?'
GM Response: "Nope, try again."

Guild Name: 'Scooby Doo Smokes Weed'
GM Response: "Obviously, no." (Probably because it's a drug reference, but also likely because it's the stupidest guild name ever.)

Guild Name: 'Is Drunk'
GM Response: No explanation, just "No."

Guild Name: "Fap Fap Fap"
GM Response: "Not a chance".

Guild Name: "Clubs Baby Seals"
GM Response: "Nope."

Guild Name: "The Pedobears"
GM Response: "No way." (Thankfully!)

Guild Name: "Gnome Nibblers"
GM Response: "What? No."

Guild Name: "Puff Puff Pass"
GM Response: "Nopers."

Guild Name: "Paladins Suck"
GM Response: "Next."

Guild Name: "You'll Poke Your Eye Out With That"
GM Response: "No." (I actually have no idea why, but I'm guessing it's because he was just so used to saying 'no,' that he automatically rejected it).

Guild Name: "I'm Naked Under My Clothes"
GM Response: "No."

Guild Name: "Will Sell You Gold At A Great Price"
GM Response: "No."

Guild Name: "Darth Vader" (I think she was running out of ideas at this point).
GM Response: "That's copyrighted."

Guild Name: "Want to Cyber?"
GM Response: "No."

Guild Name: "Champions Online Is The Best MMO EVAR"
GM Response: "Oh come on."

Guild Name: "Wears Hot Pants"
GM Response: "No...wait a minute." He was gone for a full minute and said, "I just checked. That one's ok."

And after confirming that "Wears Hot Pants" was a name she really wanted for her new guild, the GM granted her request. He seemed almost reluctant to go, and told her that she was the most fun player he'd encountered in a long, long time.

The end result of all this? I'm an officer in Wears Hot Pants. Yay.

And that is the end of our tale for this week. As always, if you enjoyed this this foray into MMO-space, come and visit us over at WanderingGoblin.com, where we dabble in this nonsense each and every day. For now, ciao!

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