Secure your Cyberdwarf body pillow early in the Barkley 2 Kickstarter
Tales of Game’s Studios has (as foretold by the prophets) launched a suitably extraordinary Kickstarter page in support of Barkley 2, the sequel to 2008’s RPG smash-hit, Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden. It’s not just called Barkley 2 though; the full title is The Mystical Realm of Tir na Nog: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa. That is an important detail.
For the low-low price of $35,000 USD, Tales of Game’s will create the sequel that the world deserves. A sequel of ballers, post-apocalyptic cityscapes and probably some inventive RPG ideas or something.
Pitch in at $100 USD, and you’ll secure yourself a full-size Cyberdwarf body pillow. If you missed the first game, here’s what you need to know about Cyberdwarf: “Horrendously burned in a fire, Cyberdwarf’s life was saved only after having basketballs grafted over his skin. He’s lonely and looking for love, but be careful – he bites! The Cyberdwarf body pillow comes with just the case, not the pillow.” The perfect bedtime companion.
Alternatively, you might just want to dip in with $10 USD and just get the game. It’s your loss.
It seems highly unlikely that you’d need any further convincing, but you may as well watch the pitch video below anyway. I mean you’re already here. What’s the big rush? Come on.