Square teases Cannibal Fetish Nuns 3: The Sexening
Sorry, that headline should actually read as Hitman Absolution, I got confused. If you take a look at the image above, released by Square Enix as a pre-tease for a trailer that’s due tomorrow, you can understand why.
It seems to have more in common with 1970s exploitation slasher flicks featuring women dressed as sexy (but deadly!) Nazis than the Hitman series, but perhaps it’s … somehow … misleading.
The greatest reveal, of course, would be one that shows every one of those nuns to be Agent 47 in drag. We’ll find out the truth, tomorrow.
Until then, let’s assume that someone over at Square Enix’s marketing team read Kate Beaton’s ‘Strong Female Characters’ and forgot it was satire.